amerikenyan girl
Hi my name's Nellie and I'm fabulous.*amerikenyan=american+kenyan*
(for all you slow folk)
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- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
How do i kill someone without looking rude
